SEVERAL YEARS AGO A CAPED, MONOBROWED MAN BEARING A SUSPICIOUS RESEMBLANCE TO DIRTY LUCY WAS SPOTTED IN LAGUNA BEACH, CALIFORNIA, STOPPING PASSERSBY
	AND ASKING THEM, IN THIS CLOSE-UP DETAIL OF THE ABOVE PHOTO, IF THEY'D SEEN A LITTLE LEOPARD-SKIN DOGGY ABOUT YAY HIGH.
	NOBODY GOT A CLOSE ENOUGH LOOK AT HIM BEFORE HE ESCAPED BEHIND THE PHONE BOOTHS.
	TRUTH OR RUMOR??